Clue #6: New Hampshire
Well friends, we’re nearing the end of your long and terrible wait.
Soon you shall know the Great Secret of Mack Web Solutions (third only to the Great Secret of the Pyramids and the Great Secret of Why We Put Two Socks in the Dryer but Only One Comes Back Out).
We’ve discussed the nature of icebergs, taken a whirlwind tour of an eighties classic, debated a long-standing Christmas enigma, celebrated successful celebrity marriages, and conducted an overview of the Trojan War.
With hints like that, the subject of our celebration should be blindingly obvious…right?
Just in case it’s not, we’ve got another clue for you.
Today’s clue is…New Hampshire.
Yup. That’s it. Just…New Hampshire.
Not to be confused with Old Hampshire which, I am reliably informed, was a mystical island culture said to have been swallowed by the sea at the dawn of time.
No, we’re talking about New Hampshire. Y’know, 9th state to join the Union, site of the first primary in every presidential election, home of Robert Frost and many cows. Ringing any bells?
Little fun fact about New Hampshire? Their state motto is Live Free or Die. They take this very seriously: they are the only state with no seatbelt laws.
Which seems to imply that they could just as easily adopt Live Free and Die.
Here’s another thing about New Hampshire that I bet you didn’t know: It was once home to Mack Web Solutions’ very own social media strategist, June Macon.
You’ll get the chance to meet June at the big unveiling of the Mack Web Solutions Secret (which, as previously stated, is neither a baby nor a time machine) at our offices on February 9th.
But be sure to let us know if you’re coming.
Otherwise, I will eat all the food that could otherwise be yours.
I will, too. I am not lying.
So, in conclusion, your sixth and penultimate clue was…New Hampshire.
Take it how you will.