How to speak Twitter
Monday, April 23rd, 2012
Twitter is super amazing (just ask Mack’s kids)
You may have seen last week’s blog when Mack revealed her deepest and darkest secret (pause for appropriate gasp): She failed to appreciate the value Twitter offers…at least until her jaunt to Link Love Boston.
But here’s our new revelation about Twitter: it is an amazing tool not because of its abbreviated format and air of nervous expectation, but because of the people who engage on it (a.k.a. a whole lotta thought leaders). Every minute, all over the world people are tweeting valuable information, throwing out offhand gems of wisdom that it’s up to us to glean. And, if you were on Twitter, you too could be one of these casual sages.
If you have something to say, why not tweet it?
If you do decide to give Twitter a chance, you may need to know how to speak Twitter. We don’t want you getting on there and making a fool of yourself. Fear not, we’ve got your back. Here are some terms Mack Web thinks you may find useful while tweeting.
Twitter Lingo
Hashtag (#)
In the Twitter verse, the lowly symbol once known as the number sign has become instead the infamous “hashtag”. The use of this single character indicates an instant and succinct summary and categorization of what they’re tweeting about. It is also a way for people (both you-type people and other-type people) to find the topic through search. It’s the Twitter equivalent to a keyword, organizing all posts on the same subject under a single heading. You can generate your own hashtags as a brand for your company, you dream them up on a whim to see how others will respond, or you can follow a string someone else has started as a method of engagement.
Trending
This is a topic that many people are discussing on Twitter. It usually has to deal with things that are pop culturesque. On your Twitter account you can choose the region to keep a watch on what is trending. Feel free to use a trending topic if it’s something you know a lot about or find fun to engage in.
For instance, #WelcometoColorado was trending and Mack Web tweeted this statement and received 2 Retweets.
Direct Message
A DM is a function that allows you to send a private message to users whom you follow and only if they follow you, too.
RT
This is the abbreviation for ReTweet. Twitter gives you the ability to share someone else’s Tweet (with your own commentary before or after it, at your discretion). A retweet displays “RT:” before the post. Be sure, when you add commentary, to differentiate between your comments and the original Tweet.
MT
Modified Tweet is sometimes necessary. If someone tweets and it’s too long or you only want to respond to an excerpt, you can modify it, but be sure to give props to the owner of the tweet via @them. Then you change the RT to MT.
#FF
Every Friday is #followfriday on Twitter. This is when people have a chance to feature their endorsements of others on a well-followed Twitter hashtag. The idea is about you drawing the attention of your followers to those you find interesting, funny, or influential. All you do is type the name, Twitterstyle (@relevantTwitterhandle), and then #ff. Congratulations, you have joined in on Follow Friday. Be interesting and suitably awesome and maybe you’ll even make someone else’s list.
#LI
This is the official abbreviation used to reference LinkedIn. When you’re referring to information from LinkedIn (an article, your profile, a group), you should tag it thus: #LI. In the following video, the founders of LinkedIn and Twitter discuss the potential for integrating their platforms if you want to learn more.
The rest you will learn…
Or you can tweet us and we can help you out.
Intra Office Mack Web Use
We thought it would also be helpful if we shared some “not so common” lingo that Mack Web uses. Perhaps you can use (Eh, on second thought, you should probably never use) on Twitter:
vlg- very large grin
kyinf- kick you in the face
SnOL- snicker out loud
SmIS- smirk in silence
swt- sweet
awsm- awesome
urfrd- you are fired
atd- alas the day
4rls- foreals
ccyctwyb?- courtness can you courtnify this with your brain?
ru8?- you have the puerile sense of humor most commonly found in boys children between the ages of 7 and 9
Ok, enough fun with the Twitter talk. Let’s get down to business. There are rules of etiquette when it comes to all forms of communication, right? Well, why would Twitter be any different? But never fear! You shall not commit an egregious tweeting faux pas when you’ve got us to guide you.
How to watch your Twitter P’s and Q’s
Show your face
If you have a photo rather than a logo, make sure it’s a photo that is friendly and inviting and of good quality. Remember, you want people to follow you, not unfollow in fear and horror.
Make sure it fits
If you are using a logo, make sure the image measurements fits properly. The standard dimension size for a Twitter profile picture is 73 by 73 pixels, also make sure it is a .jpeg or .gif.
Don’t blast
There are some people who share valuable content but sometimes they do too much, too often. Once they start blasting out information at a high frequency, it’s enormously tempting for people to click unfollow. Make sure you tweet throughout the week, even up to a couple of times a day, but don’t overdo it.
Retweet
When you come across a helpful article or an inspirational tweet, don’t be afraid to retweet. It’s your way of giving props to a person for the work they’ve done. Maybe they’ll acknowledge you, maybe they don’t. But they are aware that you appreciated them and people rarely forget that.
Interact
If someone tweets you, respond to them. If someone has added their own commentary to a tweet you’ve sent out, feel free to retweet them if you find their contribution valuable or clever. Otherwise, you can just reply with a “Thanks!” Don’t feel obligated to respond to every retweet.
Be original
Take our word for it: you are an interesting person. Be yourself. If you still don’t believe us about your level of interestingness, have someone else tweet for your company. Remember to find the balance between informative and genuine.
Be professional
If you find that your audience is bringing their customer service queries to Twitter, be sure to respond quickly, and be courteous, not defensive. There are many eyes watching the Twitterverse. The way you respond to a complaint can mean the beginning or the end of a relationship with a customer/potential customer.
However you decide to use Twitter, make sure you add value, that you’re contributing something to the greater good of the universe.
Don’t make us come after you with an “ru8?”
You wouldn’t like that much.
We’ll make sure of it. (Mwah ha ha, etc.)
That said, feel free to connect with us on Twitter. If you’re super lucky, we may even follow you back! And we never unfollow someone who’s making their tweets count.
So you should do that.
Make them count, we mean.
Just to clarify.






















